I’m good with a wand. Very good.
Of that my dear, I have no doubt…
(via erotiterrorist)
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Yes, sad, clingy, little Jimmy may have an obvious crush on me; and yes he agrees with everything I say. But sexy, confident Johnny has the guts to ask me out; and that really makes all the difference. People are wrong: The size of a man's penis is unimportant. What matters is how big his balls are.
I’m good with a wand. Very good.
Of that my dear, I have no doubt…
(via erotiterrorist)
I just fell in love with you.
guilty pleasure: nerd porn.
The only reason I fraternize with Gryffindors.