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Yes, sad, clingy, little Jimmy may have an obvious crush on me; and yes he agrees with everything I say. But sexy, confident Johnny has the guts to ask me out; and that really makes all the difference. People are wrong: The size of a man's penis is unimportant. What matters is how big his balls are.
Are you kidding me?! Why is this amazing man everywhere I look?! I’m reblogging everything him so deal with it.
Reblogging this one for my naughty friend *wink wink* (lol are you still passed out?)