Yes, sad, clingy, little Jimmy may have an obvious crush on me; and yes he agrees with everything I say. But sexy, confident Johnny has the guts to ask me out; and that really makes all the difference. People are wrong: The size of a man's penis is unimportant. What matters is how big his balls are.
Jill: Fucking hot!
Jack: Yeah, leave it to me to notice her hamstring peeking out of her skirt.
(via uniquetrouble)
Anonymous asked: I won't need to handle anything, I'll eat you for breakfast and any other time of the day or night that I please. You'll be putty in my hands and you'll melt in my mouth. - gbr
PS I've waited all day to say that and I'm now even more eager to punish you as you've done nothing but tease me all day. I subscribe to your feed, I can't look at work but I can see you posting... my mind has been reeling at what I'll find, my heart leaping in anticipation to see what you have found and been turned on by. You haven't let me down... fuck, there goes my boxers...
I’m good with a wand. Very good.
Of that my dear, I have no doubt…
(via erotiterrorist)